Claye

Murder?

2006-07-20T19:57:00Z

The Scenario:
A woman dressed as a clown, we shall call her Clown Lady, is at a party dancing with three guys. They are the Bad Guys (TM) here, so we shall call them the Terrorists. Clown Lady's friend, who is the main focus of this, we shall call Flower child. The Terrorists drug Clown Lady and drag her off from the party to a room to rape her. Flower Child shows up with a .44 and blows away the leader of the Terrorists with multiple slugs. He then falls out a window and lands safely on a couch. The couch happens to be on fire, but that isn't the point.

I say that wasn't murder and Flower Child is perfectly safe (legally), as is Clown Lady. Any one else have any thoughts?

Any one find this scene familiar from somewhere?

clayemore @ 2006-07-04T07:54:00

2006-07-04T14:54:57Z

Happy 4th everyone. Enjoy your Independence.

Gah

2006-06-25T05:12:08Z

Java GUI layouts are evil. I abjure thee!

clayemore @ 2006-05-29T22:44:00

2006-05-30T05:45:18Z

Made it home for those of you that such things matter to.

QOTD:

2006-05-27T00:21:11Z

"I'm fucking twisted."

DB coding

2006-05-26T06:53:47Z

Remember kids...when working with a database, entering the command "Update table set = " is probably a bad idea. A much better idea is to enter: "update table set = where like "

*sigh*...almost 2500 entries (which at the time of this writing is the entire table) corrupted because I did the first and not the second....to borrow a phrase from Skywalker...*HEADDESK!!*

Irvine revisited

2006-05-16T21:53:55Z

Hey all -

Update on my trip down south. Looks like I will have a few more days to travel as I transition from a really shitty job to one that is quite better. Yes, you read that right, I got the job I wanted in Napa, resulting in a 50% commute, and a 25% raise. Yes, I am pretty excited. But back to the Irvine gig, I am thinking about heading down on Wed instead of Sat, Skywalker, will you still be around then?

as to plans since the only person to suggest something was sugarmama...I say we go with her plan and can work other things in as time allows. See my last post for her reply and proposition. I will be driving down Wed, and depending when my new start date is coming back either sunday night or Monday.

Look forward to seeing all of you.

xoxox
JW

clayemore @ 2006-05-16T22:36:00

2006-05-16T05:38:46Z

When one is sad...watching something sad is a stupid idea. But crying helps.

I hurt so...

I miss so much love in my life.

QOTD

2006-05-16T04:12:49Z

"I believe that when we leave a place, part of it goes with us, and part of us remains. Go Anywhere in this station, when it is quiet, and just listen. After a while you will hear the echoes of all our conversations,every thought and word that we have exchanged. Long after we are gone, our voices will linger in these walls as long as this place remains.

But I admit, the part of me that is going will miss the part of you that is staying."

Hear Hear G'Kar, wiser words of parting may not have ever been spoken.

Same Episode:
"'Coming?'
'Now?'
'Now is all we have.'"

And truer words were never spoken. Go Delenn.

Irvine

2006-05-09T23:54:29Z

So..am thinking last weekend in May of going south...who does that work for and who doesn't it? Will likely need a ride to and from the AP, arriving sat late and leaving Mon. Plans might change depending on who is paying me that week.

Let me know, sooner is better than later.

J

Update....Won't need anyone to meet me at the Arrival Point...or Air Port...and that is because I can't fly on a saturday after 7pm. WTH?!?! So yeah...looks like I will be driving. Still planning to leave Sat around 7 (which means my arrival is sometime around 1am) and leaving Monday afternoon/evening.

clayemore @ 2006-04-15T07:48:00

2006-04-15T14:50:29Z

Second day in a row that I was up about 2 hours before I needed to be and unable to fall back asleep. In other news my life sucks.... Wait..those are related.

New schedule

2006-03-29T05:35:34Z

For anyone that cares:

My work schedule starting next week is 10am - 7pm Tues-Sat. If you want to get in touch with me, text me on the cell, or call me. If I don't answer I will get back to you.

In other news...might be heading to Irvine Mayish. Anyone want to mud-wrestle for good dates/weekend?

Nascar on Fox

2006-03-26T21:23:42Z

The biggest problem with NASCAR being on Fox is that I have to wade through the commercials for all the crap that is shown on Sunday night on that channel. That would be the Simpsons, Family Guy, and Malcom in the Middle for anyone paying attention...

single

2006-03-25T18:28:20Z

yay!

Home I am

2006-03-06T01:35:07Z

For anyone curious...I am home.

Eclipse

2006-02-02T01:13:15Z

Eclipse is so nice. Next time you are writing in it, type in a partial class name, such as IOExcept(ion) and hit + . Not only will it complete the name for you, but will include the appropriate import at the top of the file. Good stuff for lazy coders :-)

movie review, addendum

2006-01-24T20:31:13Z

I forgot a movie...

Hitch - somewhat amusing. Great toast, though way too lengthy. I don't know who albert was, but that fat man could move. :-D Grade: B+

movie reviews

2006-01-24T16:44:19Z

This is somewhat a "Still alive" post...

Been watching a fair amount of movies lately, here are my thoughts on them:

Connie and Carla - Fairly amusing. The two women could sing well and seeing David Duchoveny act like a drag queen was quality. The cocaine was hilarious as well. Grade: B+

Lord of War - Graphic. At times a little hard to watch. Quite a good movie though, Nic Cage is a terribly good actor. End of the movie redeemed the entire thing. Grade: A-

Corpse Bride - Glad I didn't pay money to see it. Animation of Victor and Emily looked exactly like Depp and Carter. Music was unrememberable. Skeleton singer was basically the same character from Nightmare, the one that is the New Orleans Jazz guy. No color but the worm, everything was grey or black (even in the land of the living). Best thing about it, which at the same time is quite a bit of a drag, was that it was 70 minutes long. Most kid movies are at least 90... Grade: C-

Fantastic 4 - I thought it was pretty entertaining. I know a lot of people hated it, but I didn't think it was all that bad. Susan Storm was somewhere between cute and hot. I thought Reed Richards was in his 40's or so, though I could be wrong about that. Fan 4 was never a comic that I read. Acting wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. I think rated with other comic movies that it is about on par with Spider-Man. Which is to say better than Daredevel, but not as good as X-Men. Grade: B

Cinderella Man - Crowe got hit in the face, couldn't see anything, but gave his opponent this very scary grin. Then proceded to beat the hell out of him. Good times. Good movie, not sure why it didn't do better in the theatres. Grade: A-

Man on Fire - Again hard to watch. Good acting from Washington. Director did a good job of not revealing the end of the movie until...well...the end of the movie. Grade: B+

Stargate - I think I am going to have to procure and watch SG-1. Movie is good, though the plot is fairly simple. I love how there is a word in ancient Egyption for both Atom and Bomb. Grade: B

Ladykillers - Avoid. First movie I have ever not finished. Grade: F

QOTN

2005-12-29T16:40:27Z

"I am going to bang sugarmama13"

"They don't make those in girls sizes?!?!"

"I will take the Sippin' Blizten"

"So that's how you kill a Gazebo!"

cedricjacques and I had approx 5 glasses of wine between 4 different wineries in 2 hours...that felt good :-)

"Sip...not gulp..."

"So fruity I call it Richard Simmons in a bottle"

clayemore @ 2005-11-22T15:30:00

2005-11-22T23:30:19Z

this is just sweet. Has musak.

http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM

QOTD

2005-11-21T17:17:12Z

"When it gets to hairy knuckles, I draw the line!"

And all the laughing about the gay porn...which was in reality a Halo 2 Rockets match with 10 guys....

Good times and a fabulous weekend.

Coding practices

2005-11-08T02:55:02Z

Chime in...I am interested on your thoughts...

Which coding method do you prefer? Put every little logical routine into a sub function (example a), or write code into the main (example b)

a -
static final int main()
{
functionA();
functionB();
functionC();
}
private void functionA()
{
//do stuff that is logical to A
}
private void functionB()
{
while(true)
{
//do stuff that is logical to B
}
}
private void functionC()
{
//do stuff that is logical to C
}

b -
final static int main()
{
//Do stuff that could be functionalized logically into a functionA
while(true)
{
//do stuff that could be in B
}
//Do stuff that just might fit in C
}

Sorry about the indenting...kind of hard to do without putting in a table in the HTML, but I don't feel like it.

PVC Cement...

2005-11-03T00:09:22Z

...is the nastiest shit on the planet.

That is all.

Awesomeness

2005-10-31T19:18:14Z

Mat Cauthon is my Hero. He put an Aes Sedai over his knee and gave her a furious spanking....WHILE 2 other Aes Sedai watched...all of them unable to do a think to him. AND...when he promised to do it again if she ever hit him again...all of the other women in the tent swore to not intervene in the slightest. That is soooooo fricken cool. :-D

QOTN

2005-10-18T05:23:08Z

"Can you speak other languages?"
"I can sing 'Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes in Czechoslovakian. You know, the important stuff."